Wenn ich das Alphabet neu ordnen könnte, würde ich die Kuh rausnehmen.

English Translation

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Was? Ich verstehe weder den deutschen noch den englischen Satz nicht.

The English sentence is romantic - U and I → you and I.

For the German sentence, someone on Tatoeba made up a completely different play on words around the fact that Kuh is a homophone of “Q” in German.

See the long discussion at the bottom of the German sentence -
Wenn ich das Alphabet neu ordnen könnte, würde ich die Kuh rausnehmen. - German example sentence - Tatoeba

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Good post, zzcguns. As with misbach2194, this sentence went completely over my head. lol

The original creator is a native German speaker from Austria with a very solid reputation. He probably pronounces words like “gultig” and “fertig” with a hard K sound. Most Austrians do…

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